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Read “The Ugly Truth About Beauty” by Dave Barry. 
Write a 5-paragraph (7 sentences each) evaluation of Dave Barry’s “The Ugly Truth About Beauty”.
You are answering the question, “Do you think Barry’s article (written in 1998) is still humorous to a 2024 audience? Why or why not?” You will give 3 reasons why you believe that it is funny or that it is not funny. You must provide quotations from the text AND explanations of those quotes in your essay to support your argument. You may NOT argue that it is both funny and not funny.
You will need to write an introduction, 3 body paragraphs, and a conclusion. Introduce your topic to your reader and be sure to provide any necessary information they will need to further understand your evaluation. You will then provide the criteria by which you plan to evaluate this article. Be sure to include textual evidence and reasons to support your evaluation. You will need to state your thesis in the introduction. Make sure that each paragraph has a topic sentence and use transitions to guide your reader through your evaluation as smoothly as possible. You do not need to use any formatting other than to use a 12-point, Times New Roman font, double-spaced document. You will also need to include a reference for the Barry article. I have provided it for you in the “Evaluation” folder.
Due Tuesday, June 18, 2024 at 11:59 pm.

This assignment is to help graduate students examine effective, evidence-based approaches to nutrition for specific sports or exercise based on peer-reviewed, original research. You will need to prepare an annotated bibliography with 4 journal articles published within the last 10 years (in the US) about nutrition and sports). Three of these articles must be peer-reviewed. Citations should be in APA 7 format. For APA citations, look on the internet for information. Here is a link. Each student must select a unique topic. You might focus on nutrition and endurance sports or exercise, such as tri-athletes or marathon running. You could focus on current topics related to carbohydrate intake for athletes or protein intake for athletes. If you do not choose one of the topics above, please get your topic approved before beginning your research.
Information on Annotated Bibliographies:
Use information on the internet to research what an annotated bibliography is and how to write it. Here is a link (Links to an external site.)Links to an external site.to one source. Here a second source (Links to an external site.)Links to an external site..
Write the citation and annotation
Give the complete citation first and then write the annotation. Each annotation should be about 3/4 page typed, single-spaced. You should consider including:
The stated purpose of the research (especially the main research question)
A summary that includes more than you can get from simply reading the abstract. The summary should include brief information about the methods (including # of participants), if the research was quantitative or qualitative, the results of the study, and the conclusion (that MUST answer the research question).
How important is this research on the topic you have chosen? Why is it important?
Note any special or unique features about the research.
What are strengths, weaknesses or biases in the study design?

This essay is partly based off an assignment I completed earlier this semestor, I went above what I was supposed to do for that assignement so it has a large start for this paper really to go. I’d do it myself I just don’t have the time so I need help finishing it. I’ll upload a copy of that text, it should be used and the essay built around the work from that assignement. There will need to be more sources added as it’s suppose to have some research done to add more layers to the paper. Here is the assignemnt for this paper:
Introduction to Fiction:
We are about to explore the world of fiction writing. To kick off this exploration, I’d like you to write an argumentative essay about a topic related to the subject of fiction. That could be on the importance of libraries, the benefit of reading to children, or whether or not there are bad books. Of course, don’t limit yourself to these topics but make a claim that can be argued. Ask yourself, ” What do you want the reader to believe?” and consider picking a topic you are more passionate about. For example, consider using this Neil Gaiman article as inspiration for your thesis state and/or for one of your sources:
Neil Gaiman: Why our future depends on libraries, reading and daydreaming.Links to an external site.
This paper should be a minimum of 3 double-spaced pages (12-point font). You will find four sources to support your essay all of which should support your topic in some way. Practice gathering, evaluating, synthesizing, and documenting a range of sources in support of a persuasive essay. Links to an external site.
Remember to properly cite your sources using APA or MLA formatting (Molstead Library’s citation guidesLinks to an external site.).
If you want more information on writing essays, please use the resources below:
Argumentative EssayLinks to an external site.
You should be developing a claim. An essential element of an argumentative essay is your claim which ties into your thesis statement. A strong thesis statement for an argument essay states a clear position on the issue. You can start by asking a question about your topic, writing your initial answer, and doing research. Below are some examples. If used, they should be expanded upon or given a personal twist.
Using fiction as a form of escapism is beneficial for mental health.
Children should be allowed to read whatever they want.
It is important to read fiction to foster a child’s imagination.
Reading fiction builds empathy and creates stronger citizens.
Libraries should be fostered by the community.
Requirements:
Make sure each paragraph in your essay is organized around one specific topic.
This paper should be a minimum of 3 double-spaced pages (12-point font) and have at least five paragraphs. Find four sources for your essay that support your claim. Make sure that they are from scholarly sources (the Molstead LibraryLinks to an external site. can help!).
Use MLA (or APA) formatting (See the Molstead Library and PurdueOwl).
Proofread carefully! Review our Writing Resources to polish your essay.
It’s not required, but recommend that you get feedback on your rough draft. You can got to the Writing Center or email me.
Purpose: To develop a specific thesis (main claim) that responds to the above prompts and gives shape and direction to your essay. Your thesis should be integrated into the introduction of your essay.
To use telling details, facts, and observations with vivid language to engage your readers in your essay.
To gather and evaluate sources as evidence to support your writing.
Audience:
Consider your audience skeptical of your topic. You will be writing toward a more demanding, imagined audience. From this writing assignment, you will see the challenge of crafting one’s persuasion and research toward an audience that is initially skeptical, rather than “preaching to the choir.”
Checklist:
The prompt is fully understood and all questions on the assignment have been asked.
The essay follows all MLA (or APA) general formatting guidelines (heading, font, page numbers, line spacing).
The essay has an interesting and informative title.
The introduction sparks the reader’s interest and provides any necessary background information on the topic.
There is a thesis statement in the introduction that states the topic and position of the essay. The thesis statement leads the reader through the body paragraphs.
There are three body paragraphs serving to structure the essay. Each body paragraph has a single focus and a clear connection to the thesis statement.
There is an effective use of topic sentences introducing each body paragraph and clear transitions between paragraphs and ideas.
There is an effective use of quotations and paraphrasing to support the argument and add authority to the essay.
The conclusion restates the topic and thesis as the last chance to prove the claim being made. Additionally, the conclusion has some impactful moments and doesn’t rely on too much repetition or cliché.
The essay was proofread using several different methods (reading aloud, peer review, Grammarly)
There is an in-text citation for every quote or piece of information from another source.
There is an MLA Work Cited page at the end of the essay, listing full details of all used sources.
The paper follows MLA citation. formatting (in-text citations, reference section).

Haruki Murakami’s “The Elephant Vanishes,”
First, what did you think of the story, did you like it? Did it confuse you? Explain.
What is the narrator like? How does he change over the course of the story?
Is the story (or the characters) symbolic somehow? The story itself makes it clear that the main event is impossible, so how do we resolve the mystery?
Titles can be super important. In this story, why do you think the title is in present tense?

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PowerPoint Slides: DO: Use PowerPoint or Google Slides Add Notes (which I can view) OR record your presentation Refer to Capstone Outline Rubric – attached Submit your work on time through Canvas. Emailed work is not acceptable. This outline is due in Week 2 – see syllabus for details DO NOT: IF you record your PPT =>Do not read your bullet points – I can do that. Explain your points – they will provide me with clarity and your direction. Do not presume that readers of your project are knowledgeable with regards to the designated industry or the chosen company. (Complete your scenarios, ideas, examples with details, clarity, and focus.) Suggested slides to help with your outline: Title slide Working title Your name Introduction Explain topic and industry/company of your project Provide background information How does/did this industry/company fall into its issues/problems What is your interest in the industry Are you familiar with this industry/company and if so, how What issues/problems/concerns do you see which need addressing Problem/Opportunity Define the problem OR opportunity within the company and its impact Include company financial data and other relevant information to provide a bigger picture of the issue or opportunity when possible Examples The company lost $4 million in Q3 the company saw a 20 % decline in subscribers The company has leftover inventory, etc. Include figures (charts, graphs, etc.) Literature review (This section will be fully developed in your final paper) Provide information which will develop/address/structure your project. (i.e., Model, Theory, Competition within the industry, etc.) The evidence at this point will not/may not be as deep/concise/thorough however, be cognizant of multiple aspects of your project. You may find that through the development of your project that one or more of your entries do not apply however other entries fit within your scope of work. This is where your critical thinking skills shines – the advantage of thinking outside your initial parameters/perspective. Methodology / Research Method Explain in detail the methodology/research model of your project Case study Interviews Survey/s Evaluation Sustainability Assessment Provide sufficient information, support facts, provide theory Visuals: graphics depicting compare/contrast, roadmap design, and other images are helpful at this stage Discussion What are you proposing for this company (add training, lay off employees, create a different function, etc.) Justify your actions and provide a timeline of dates and months of when these actions can be realistically implemented. What do you believe will be the outcome after your proposed solution is implemented? Provide projected financial gains (think in terms of new customers, new subscribers, greater sales, etc.) Conclusion Include a recap and summary of the key improvements for each action with a focus on the benefits to the company Explain limitations/issues which may interfere/delay/pose additional ramifications References Begin adding references to your slides. Book Literature review articles Company/Industry research articles Theory/Model MUST be APA 7 format Helpful Outline Pointers: All of the PowerPoint slides will not/may not be complete with regards to the Week 2 deadline; HOWEVER, you should have a plan or ideas to shape your project. To help your slide presentation, suggested headers are explained below. Introduction, Methodology, & Problem/Opportunity should provide information which shows your intent and plan of action Literature review, Discussion, & Conclusion should contain limited amounts of information. Explain your direction, up to this point – again, this will help me picture your project Begin your Reference Slide/s as soon as possible. Use APA 7 format. By the end of the second week, there should be a few entries in the Reference slide You are not confined within these initial slides. Your project may veer off course or develop deeper information as your study moves forward, however the premise to the learning objectives should be apparent within the slides. DO NOT worry about the aesthetics of the PowerPoint at this point. Content, clarity, and structure are more important. There are no late submissions on this assignment or the final project. Plan accordingly.

Explaining a process is a common feature in almost all college textbooks. A science text may explain the carbon nitrogen cycle. A history text may explain the sequence of events that caused the Black Plague to spread across Europe. A linguistic text may explain how new words are added to the language.
By definition, a process is a “series of actions or operations that produces a particular result.” Many process essays such as the ones described above, explain how something works or occurs. Then there are process essays that explain how to do or make something. This type of essay may, for example, explain how to use a new piece of software, how to manage your time, or how to use reading and writing processes.

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background on Robert Frost and his use of nature in his poetry. Compare his use of nature in ” road not taken” and “nothing gold can stay”
The paper should be 5 pages excluding the works cited page
The paper should follow the MLA format, including direct quotations, in-text citations, and works cited page
At least 4 credible secondary sources sources (no sparknotes etc, dictionary and encyclopedias do not count towards the four); all sources must be used in the body of the paper and appear on the works cited page.  
Title tailored to your claim

A 3-4 page essay summarizing and responding to a single source in MLA format (double-spaced, Times New Roman 12 pt. font, 1 inch margins). 
For the essay, you have to respond to the article “Is Google Making Us Stupid?” by Nichols Carr https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2008/07/is-google-making-us-stupid/306868/
This is a response writing that wants to express the content of the article you’ve read in     your own words and then provide your own perspective on that article (not the whole         thing). In other words, I am looking for you to stay close to the source text and include specific points with which you agree or disagree. Each paragraph you write should have some reference to the article, whether you’re quoting or paraphrasing. You’ll need to explain what is contained in the original piece and why it is important that you respond to it; then you can develop your own opinions while making specific references to the article.